Fu*#ing Fright Night Remake

I am livid while I sit here writing this. I can understand a movie company wanting to remake the big guns in the horror genre like Friday The 13th, Nightmare On Elm Street, Halloween because even though the remakes are crap, at least the casts were good.

The Re-Animated Creature From Hell Says They Live In The TV

As promised, here is the second part of my article about all of the planned horror movie remakes that have either been filmed or are being developed. I hope you have a bottle of Pepto handy cause some of this shit is hard to digest.

I Spit On Your Fright Night Of A Howling American Werewolf Has Nards Remake

I know, that's a pretty long title for a post. Initially I wanted to try to work something in for all of the remakes that are coming out but there are just too damn many. With A Nightmare On Elm Street being unleashed into theaters today, I wanted to give our readers a rundown of other remakes you can expect plus a small portion of my thoughts on each. These films are either already made, being filmed, or are in development.

Remakes Or Should I Say Redux

I have never been a big fan of remakes, especially remakes that include iconic characters that we grew up with like Jason and Freddy. Out of all the remakes that have happened so far, only My Bloody Valentine is one I would consider enjoyable.

Tom Atkins To Star In Critters Remake

New Line Pictures announced early today that Roland Emmerich will write and direct a reboot to the 1980's movie franchise Critters.

What The Hell???? Remakes And Unoriginal Ideas

Is there not ONE person in Hollywood that can come up with a good, original idea for a horror movie? I am sick to death of all the suck ass remakes that are out or the murdering of our childhoods they have planned.

The Monster Squad??

How dare they call this remake monstrosity The Monster Squad. Word is Paramount Pictures is remaking the 1987 film with Rob Cohen, who produced the original, as he hopes to direct the remake. Cohen will produce with Platinum Dunes partners Michael Bay, Brad Fuller and Andrew Form, and they’re meeting with writers. Is Michael Bay out to destroy horror and our childhoods? I can't stand this shit anymore. They needed to give the rights back to Fred Dekker and let him make the sequel he had invisioned. This film should just be called Van Helsing 2- Big Fuckin Explosions. And that is what my ass wants to do now.