I Spit On Your Fright Night Of A Howling American Werewolf Has Nards Remake

I know, that's a pretty long title for a post. Initially I wanted to try to work something in for all of the remakes that are coming out but there are just too damn many. With A Nightmare On Elm Street being unleashed into theaters today, I wanted to give our readers a rundown of other remakes you can expect plus a small portion of my thoughts on each. These films are either already made, being filmed, or are in development.

10 Interesting Facts About The Monster Squad

Here are 10 interesting facts on the 1987 Fred Dekker classic The Monster Squad.

The Monster Squad??

How dare they call this remake monstrosity The Monster Squad. Word is Paramount Pictures is remaking the 1987 film with Rob Cohen, who produced the original, as he hopes to direct the remake. Cohen will produce with Platinum Dunes partners Michael Bay, Brad Fuller and Andrew Form, and they’re meeting with writers. Is Michael Bay out to destroy horror and our childhoods? I can't stand this shit anymore. They needed to give the rights back to Fred Dekker and let him make the sequel he had invisioned. This film should just be called Van Helsing 2- Big Fuckin Explosions. And that is what my ass wants to do now.